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Rio Teresa 2nd In Command
Number of posts : 134 Age : 39 Location : Behind you... Registration date : 2008-09-07
| Subject: Joke Time! Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:32 pm | |
| top 5 na MALING SAGOT sa WASTONG TANONG
top 5: ang tanong na: KUMAIN KA NA BA?
sinasagot ng: BUSOG PA KO EH!
***ang sagot na ito kadalasan sinasagot kung walang pera at wala talagang pangkain pero sana sumagot kayo ng tama eh hindi eh minsan pa may halong sagot na DIET AKO EH.. mukha niyo...
top 4 ang tanong na: ANONG ORAS KLASE MO?
sinasagot ng: MAMAYA PA!
***ito pa ang isang kamalian, pag tinatanong tayo kung anong oras klase, sinasabing mamaya pa eh napakahaba kaya ng mamaya... marami ring mamaya parang bukas napakaraming bukas...
top 3 ang tanong na: BAKIT WALA KA KAHAPON?
sinasagot ng: ABSENT AKO EH!
***oo nga absent ka, kaya nga tinatanong kung bakit di ba?
top 2 ang tanong na: ANONG ORAS NA?
sinasagot ng: MAAGA PA!
***waaaaaaaaah maaga pa? mukha mo, oras nga tinatanong... oras... orasssssssssssssssssss!
top 1 ang tanong na: 'SAN KA NA?
sinasagot ng: PAPUNTA NA!
***oo alam naming papunta ka na... ang tanong nasan ka na | |
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DemonSouL Guild Leader
Number of posts : 158 Age : 36 Location : Australia/Sydney Registration date : 2008-09-07
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:34 pm | |
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kierby7 Baron
Number of posts : 55 Age : 31 Location : DYAN LANG SA TABI-TABI..... Registration date : 2008-09-07
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:37 pm | |
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Rio Teresa 2nd In Command
Number of posts : 134 Age : 39 Location : Behind you... Registration date : 2008-09-07
| Subject: Funny meanings Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:41 pm | |
| Funny Meanings
Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
*********** Love affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
*********** Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
*********** Divorce:
Future tense of marriage
*********** Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
*********** Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
*********** Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
*********** Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.. .
*********** Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
*********** Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
*********** Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
*********** Classic:
A book which people praise, but do not read.
*********** Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
*********** Office:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
*********** Yawn:
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
*********** Etc:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
*********** Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
*********** Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
*********** Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
*********** Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
*********** Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
*********** Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
*********** Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
*********** Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
*********** Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
*********** Father:
A banker provided by nature.
*********** Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
*********** Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
*********** Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
*********** Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. | |
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Rio Teresa 2nd In Command
Number of posts : 134 Age : 39 Location : Behind you... Registration date : 2008-09-07
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:41 pm | |
| hoy mga spammers! wag kayo dito... haha. wag naman puro | |
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Rio Teresa 2nd In Command
Number of posts : 134 Age : 39 Location : Behind you... Registration date : 2008-09-07
| Subject: Aussie Words Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:44 pm | |
| Aussie Words These were results for an Ozwords comp where entrants were asked to take an Australian word, alter it by only one letter, and supply a new and witty definition. - Quote :
- You'll probably need to be an Aussie to understand!
billabonk to make passionate love beside a waterhole. bludgie a partner who doesn't work but is kept as a pet. dodgeridoo a fake indigenous artefact. lyrebard Ern Malley mateshit all your flat mate's belongings lying strewn around the floor. licky a day off you get by asking the boss nicely. barramondi the sickie taken after Sunday, for the purpose of fishing. fair drinkum good quality Aussie wine. klangaroo the sound a roo makes when it hits your bull bar. flatypus a cat which has been run over by a vehicle. yabble the unintelligible language of Australian freshwater crustaceans. carlton drift the wayward walk home from the pub bushwanker a pretentious drongo who reckons he's above average when it comes to handling himself in the scrub. shornbag a sheila with a brazillian wax. | |
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Rio Teresa 2nd In Command
Number of posts : 134 Age : 39 Location : Behind you... Registration date : 2008-09-07
| Subject: Funny ANAGRAMS Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:55 pm | |
| an·a·gram (ăn'ə-grăm') pronunciation n.
1. A word or phrase formed by reordering the letters of another word or phrase, such as satin to stain. 2. anagrams (used with a sing. verb) A game in which players form words from a group of randomly picked letters.
here it go:
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Dictionary = Indicatory
Schoolmaster = The classroom
Elvis = Lives
Listen = Silent
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Madam Curie = Radium came
A telephone girl = Repeating "Hello"
Western Union = No Wire Unsent
The country side = No City Dust Here
Evangelist = Evil's Agent
Astronomers = Moon starers / No more stars
A telescope = To see place
The eyes = They see
The cockroach = Cook, catch her
Waitress = A stew, Sir?
The centenarians = I can hear ten "tens"
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
The Meaning of Life = The fine game of nil
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em
Conversation = Voices Rant On
Disraeli = I lead, Sir.
Clothespins = So Let's Pinch
Mr. Mojo risin' = Jim Morrison
The Great New York Rapid Transit Tunnel = Giant Work in Street, Partly Underneath
Florence Nightingale = Nigel, Fetch an Iron Leg / Flit on Cheering Angel (Richard Stilgoe in "The Richard Stilgoe Letters")
MacDonalds = Clam and Sod
Darling I love you = leaving your idol / Avoiding our yell
Butterfly = Flutter-by
Heavy Rain? = Hire a Navy!
Tom Cruise = So I'm Cuter
Animosity = Is No Amity
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Funeral = Real Fun
Protectionism = Nice to imports
A Domesticated Animal = Docile, as a Man Tamed it
The Railroad Train = Hi! I Rattle and Roar
The Hilton = Hint: Hotel
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss = Stroller on Go, Amasses Nothing
Sunshine and Shadow = Show in Sun and Shade
The Check is in the Mail = Claim "Heck, I sent it (heh)"
The United States Bureau of Fisheries = I Raise the Bass to Feed Us in the Future
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
Vacation Times = I'm Not as Active
Software = Swear Oft
Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis / Can logic ship, sir? / Gosh, sir, I can clip!
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class (Dick Cavett)
The Detectives = Detect Thieves
The Hospital Ambulance = A Cab, I Hustle to Help Man
Semolina = Is No Meal
The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
Christmas tree = Search, Set, Trim
A Gentleman = Elegant Man
Presbyterian = Best In Prayer
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet
A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
Salman Rushdie = Read, Shun Islam
Martin Scorsese = Screen is a storm (the director of movies "Taxi Driver," "Mean Streets," "GoodFellas," "Cape Fear," and "Age of Innocence.")
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod / Babe I'd roll / Liberal bod
Student Information Processing Board = Computation Transgression Forbidden (MIT)
Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Patrick Stewart = A Crap Trek Twist
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Admirer = Married
Indomitableness = Endless ambition
New York Times = Monkeys write / Monkey writes (Andrew Glines)
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Howard Stern = Retard shown
Contradiction = Accord not in it (E. Tyron)
Debit card = Bad Credit
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Rio Teresa 2nd In Command
Number of posts : 134 Age : 39 Location : Behind you... Registration date : 2008-09-07
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:57 pm | |
| TOP 5 Reasons kung bakit daw nagkakaubusan ng LALAKI
top 5) KASI YUNG IBANG LALAKI PUMAPASOK SA SEMINARYO ***hindi natin maikaka-ila na malaki rin ang bawas nito sa populasyon ng mga kalalakihan dahil una makakarinig sila ng calling tapos papasok sa seminaryo at paglabas nila FATHER na sila, at mahirap na silang kunin kay LORD
top 4) MAS MARAMING LALAKI ANG NAKUKULONG AT NAGIGING PRESO ***aminin na natin na mas malaki ang populasyon ng nakukulong na lalaki kesa sa mga babae at nakakalungot dahil minsan na nga lang makakita ng mamahalin ang girls kaso KRIMINAL naman
top 3) DAHIL SA MGA BABAENG MALALANDI ***sila ung mga babaeng tatlo-tatlo, apat-apat ang lalaki. sila kadalasan ung kinaiinggitan ng iba dahil hindi man lang marunong magshare.. lahat ng lalaki sinuswapang nila...
top 2) DAHIL SA MGA MATRONA ***sila naman ung mga matatandang babae na tuyo na ang matres ay sobra pa rin ang landi na pakiramdam yata nila sila ay isang sariwng bulaklak na ngaun pa lang madidiligan
top 1) DAHIL SA MGA BAKLA ***aminin na natin na sa hirap na nga humanap ng lalaki, matyetyempuhan mo pa na may sapi ang makikita mo, ang nakakapagtaka pa hindi naman nanganganak ang mga bakla pero dumadami sila. at parang nakakahawa pa kaya naman mas mabilis ang pagkaubos ng tunay na lalaki. | |
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WikiWiki 2nd In Command
Number of posts : 47 Age : 43 Location : Neverland Registration date : 2008-08-15
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sat Sep 13, 2008 11:58 am | |
| mas nakikilala ko na si dada | |
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Darsh Prince/Princess
Number of posts : 209 Age : 38 Location : Sampaloc Manila Registration date : 2008-09-07
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Sun Sep 14, 2008 6:27 pm | |
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ronym04 Dukes
Number of posts : 139 Age : 34 Location : Desert scream at veradrix house Registration date : 2008-09-07
| Subject: hehe Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:18 pm | |
| darsh joke time nga... kaw talaga...
hehehe ate rio post kpa....hehehe nice naman eh, cla lng mga KJ | |
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aewarlock General
Number of posts : 186 Age : 37 Location : Davao City Registration date : 2008-09-07
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Mon Sep 15, 2008 12:13 am | |
| ako natatawa sa inyo ... spamming na kau maxado ... hahaiz ... tsk tsk tsk ... it's time para gumawa ng new rank ... it will be named .. "Top Spammer" .... ^_^ | |
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ronym04 Dukes
Number of posts : 139 Age : 34 Location : Desert scream at veradrix house Registration date : 2008-09-07
| Subject: Re: Joke Time! Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:52 am | |
| nice...
hehe cge gawa ka para sumikat kami ni darsh..
hahaha number1 cya, top 2 naman ako...
LOLZ.... | |
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mhertabz Vagabond
Number of posts : 6 Location : Taguig AstIGz... Registration date : 2008-09-16
| Subject: wahah wat a joke!!! Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:21 pm | |
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